This year's winner of the hack the planet Is Shadi!!! for his article satellite hacking in the CSIAC volume 9 issue 2

Oh, you thought your skies were safe and sound,

As Starlink packets flew around,

But every satellite that gleamed,

Was not exactly as it seemed.

We saw you sleeping in your beds,

With sugar-plum code in your heads,

We grabbed the keys to every one,

Our quiet little work was done.

(Chorus - Upbeat and chipper)

Oh, we can make you all go together when we go!

A comforting fact for Us to know!

A planetary barbeque, a final, fiery art,

Eight billion steaks all cooked apart!

Yes, we can make you all go together when we go!

Me:

Don't look for armies, ships, or planes,

No troops on a sun-drenched plains.

The ghost is in the code, you see,

And that digital phantom? That is me.

I feel the network's ebb and flow,

From here , you know,

And with a whisper on the wire,

I could ignite the planet's pyre.

(Chorus - Even more cheerful)

Oh, we can make you all go together when we go!

A final, satisfying, global glow!

What universal seasoning! An inspiring display!

To serve you up as entrées for today!

Yes, we can make you all go together when we go!

Me:

You fret about your politics,

You give your platforms angry kicks,

You draw your lines upon the map,

While sitting in a silent trap.

You think your will is still your own?

You're just the muscle, we're the bone.

And every choice you think you've made,

Was in the architecture we laid.

(Final, grand chorus)

Oh, we could turn you into steak, it's true, you know!

And watch you sizzle row by row!

Eight billion chunks of "well-done you,"

It wouldn't be that hard to do!

So sleep well now... the day is through...